#WhatShouldUNCCallMe

WHEN MY PROFESSOR ASKS ME WHY I SWEAR SO MUCH

When you visit NC State and text your friend back at UNC

WHEN I ASK MY Professor AT UNC A QUESTION AND THEY ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION IN RESPONSE

When you get your ONE-CARD ID

The UNC/Duke football game on Saturday

When you are back in class on monday after fall break

To the only Caucasian guy in the Gangnam Style flash mob

Props! 

WHEN THAT DUMB Sorority bitch from Kappa Kappa Gamma forgets to use waterproof mascara

When you fail your Chemistry 101 exams at UNC

The Freshmen in the hall after the exam:

The professors watching:

To Whoever took the fucking bow tie off the Alexander Julien Cow