October 2012
16 posts
WHEN MY PROFESSOR ASKS ME WHY I SWEAR SO MUCH
When you visit NC State and text your friend back...
WHEN I ASK MY Professor AT UNC A QUESTION AND THEY...
When you get your ONE-CARD ID
The UNC/Duke football game on Saturday
When you are back in class on monday after fall...
To the only Caucasian guy in the Gangnam Style...
Props!
WHEN THAT DUMB Sorority bitch from Kappa Kappa...
When you fail your Chemistry 101 exams at UNC
The Freshmen in the hall after the exam:
The professors watching:
To Whoever took the fucking bow tie off the...
When someone asks me what I put in their drink
My Reply:
When someone asks me why there are a bunch of ugly...
When someone asks me how many drinks I consume...
When a Chi O attempts to express her views about...
When our football trainers leave scissors on the...
Muahahahaha
May 2012
23 posts
When a Frat Guy at UNC says he likes who I am on...
When I see how Grad School Students are dressed at...
What I tell my friends I am going to be doing the...
When I leave my dorm
At first:
Second:
And Finally I Haul Shit Outta There
When I realize its the last time I will probably...
When a Bar has $3 Shots
When they do:
When they don’t:
When someone gross sits next to me in the UL
When I turn an exam a little late at UNC
When you hate someone at UNC and you hear their...
What I plan on telling people I majored in at UNC
When your friend tells you that they are not going...
When everyone is posting about how they are done...
When you wonder why you always fucking have an...
When you are done with your exams
When someone you don't like is sitting at the...
When you professor is talking way to fast and you...
When someone drops their plate in Lenior
When someone asks if they can buy you a shot
When someone wakes me up from a nap
to the extremely hot blonde babe manager at Lenior
When I'm on the P2P and I'm sitting next to...
When you pass someone on campus that you've met...
When I'm having a Skype conversation with someone...
Expectation:
Reality:
When my friend tells me that I will probably black...
When you find out your ex is dating someone who is...
When a "Band" performs at Jack Sprat
The “Band”
Me:
When the creepy guy at Players decides I'm his...
April 2012
157 posts
When that girl told me she snorted some adderall...
When I go to my professor to discuss a bad grade
Me:
My Professor:
When I'm at Kessing Pool in the summer and I see...
When I'm studying and someone mentions Pokey...
when my professor says I can bring a post it...
When you try and sneak into a frat party
When your professors and UNC send you email after...
