#WhatShouldUNCCallMe

When you find out your ex is dating someone who is less attractive than you

When a “Band” performs at Jack Sprat

The “Band”

Me:

When the creepy guy at Players decides I’m his next victim

When that girl told me she snorted some adderall she found in the bathroom at Davis

When I go to my professor to discuss a bad grade

Me:

My Professor:

When I’m at Kessing Pool in the summer and I see someone super hot

When I’m studying and someone mentions Pokey Sticks

when my professor says I can bring a post it filled with notes to my FINAL

When you try and sneak into a frat party

When your professors and UNC send you email after email nagging you about course evaluations