#WhatShouldUNCCallMe

When you forget that you took Exlax

When the bartender is slow

And then asks me again what I wanted…

When you see the frat guys shirtless in front of their houses on LDOC

Well… They actually don’t look half bad…

Girls:

Guys:

When the bouncer at R&R is asking if this is really me in the I.D.

When my friend asks me if I want to go to the moat party at Chi Psi

When you are trashed at a bar and go to the bathroom to make sure you still look good

When its LDOC at UNC

Freshmen Year:

Sophomore and Junior Year:

Senior Year:

when someone you dont like tells you that they have phase 5 tickets to the Duke game and you have phase 1

when you wake up and check your hell-mail to find that you dont have a Jimmy Fallon ticket

I’m more of a Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O’Brien

when you see someone you dont like and they are working a minimum wage job in chapel hill